the lair of the unipine

holy fuck it's been forever...

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:58:41 GMT

and i'm surprised that my lj is still up. that's all.

R-thiefs!

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:03:26 GMT

Check these articles out - I'm really amused.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060719/D8IV8TS80.html

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060721/D8J0LBQG7.html

Miracle Worker Photos...

Wed, 17 May 2006 01:58:29 GMT

We put on the play last weekend and Meredith just sent out some pics she had from opening night...

I love my crazy long hair...almost makes me want to grow out mine again.

Almost.

Sun, 14 May 2006 21:25:45 GMT

You know how the green across from my house floods when it rains? Well seagulls were swimming in it today.

Consequently, I got to see what a baby seagull looks like.

Mon, 08 May 2006 00:37:29 GMT

Are ripe grapefruits supposed to smell like marijuana?

Fri, 05 May 2006 22:18:45 GMT

We watched "Enemy at the Gates" in History on Thursday and Friday and Jude Law is such a babe. The best part was when we got to the awkward sex scene and Eric said "I'm just thinking about what would happen if the guy next to them woke up."

...because they were having sex surrounded by sleeping Russian soldiers...

Not exactly what I'd call a good time, but whatever floats your boat. The ending was so corny, though.

From the police log this week...

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:53:04 GMT

Thursday, April 6

12:14 a.m. A loud screaming noise was reported of Woods Lane.

9:24 a.m. A complaint was made about a Dumpster in the crosswalk on High Street.

9:20 p.m. A youth on a minibike was reported on School Street.

Friday, April 7

1:44 p.m. A person was reported to be putting leaves in the road on Miniral Street.

Saturday, April 8

1:55 p.m. Animal Control was notified of a sick beaver on Argilla Road.

I love Ipswich. No comments about eggs this week, though.

On other news, Tara's coming up either tonight or tomorrow morning, and I'm leaving for Chicago on Sunday.

April break is way better than February break.

Prom (ahhh!)

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 23:59:41 GMT

On Friday I mentioned to Ali and Ellen (and dog) that I didn't have anyone to go with to Prom and they started talking about date-bots, envisioning these robots you'd program to tell you that you'd look nice and everything.
Ali: "Someone would go up to it and ask its name and it would say 'Bot-157'."

Oh my goodness.

It is making me a little crazy, though. It seems like everyone paired off weeks ago. Anyway. I need to think of a random someone to go with in the near future as to partake in this venture. Any ideas?

In other news, Clover was adopted from the shelter today.

It's sad, since I won't see her again, but it's great that she's got a home.

Now it's just me and Patrick.

Well there's others, but they really haven't gotten used to the shelter yet. We'll see.

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:06:59 GMT

braces-less!

Mo-ganna eatin' Pete's head

dogs!!!

Mi hermana está una gangsta!

my dad is such a kook

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 23:28:37 GMT

me: do you want to go to the tienda de videos?
padre: bagels?
me: videos?
padre: god?
me: VIDEOS!

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:17:57 GMT

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skyla lambeth!

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching skyla lambeth.
Americans discard enough skyla lambeth to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from skyla lambeth.
Skyla lambeth was declared extinct in 1902!
The porpoise is second to skyla lambeth as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Only one person in two billion will live to be skyla lambeth.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed skyla lambeth would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
You can tell if skyla lambeth has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
Skyla lambeth has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled skyla lambeth.

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:42:48 GMT

Five references to eggs were made in the Chronical's Police Log this week.

::giggle::

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:29:35 GMT

I've been having this dream a lot lately where I'm riding my bicycle down a hill, not a steep hill, and I'm always trying to brake, but, no matter what I do, the brakes fail and I just continue rolling.

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 15:53:10 GMT

LJ Interests meme results

brian molko:
yummmmmmm
family guy:
stewie is a beast
half jack:
dresden...I guess my manly half is showing?
mountain dew:
It's what's running through Becca's veins
piano:
The most loveliest instrument EVAR
science fiction:
I'm a book whore..
spanish:
right now I'm thinking about that guy...who did that thing with Shakira. His voice was so SPANISH... right Billy?
the dead milkmen:
bitchin' camaro!!!
time warp:
let's do it again
ziggy stardust:
ziggy played guitar...

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

My hair is going to be the color of spiced cider.

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 17:01:03 GMT

Today my dad was talking about an old job of his:

"I once worked at a newspaper...actually I was just on inserter -- I put newspapers together..pretty dopey, huh? Manual labor. Actually, most of the guys doin' it were named Manuel."

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 21:44:11 GMT

You are a
Social Liberal
(73% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:30:25 GMT

I just explained to my mom all the reasons involving why feta cheese is not an ionic compound. Trust me, don't think about it, it isn't.

And my block smells like weed. For the past three hours.

Maybe someone's burning a bonfire of weed...

This just in: Morganna got red glow-in-the-dark highlights. In addition to a reddish hair dye. Now the question is: will it glow red, or that yellowy-greenish color?

Oh, and my boss used the wrong form of your/you're. He blamed it on the computer...

(???)

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 23:04:16 GMT

Is that not the coolest shirt ever?

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:19:35 GMT

I love the glow-in-the-dark algae.

pictures, because I refuse to fall asleep

Sun, 21 Aug 2005 06:27:44 GMT

and the spooning begins...

and this is what happens when morganna goes wrong...

(and the side effects)

and the rest of us goons

comment if you're nasty!

Sun, 21 Aug 2005 05:46:28 GMT

hey kids

according to the anons, I'm a huge pathetic loser with multiple penises jammed up my ass and (maybe because of the aforementioned position) I'm easily irratible

where do the find me, and how do they know me so well?!

actually, I'm wondering why I'm getting so much ass since I'm such a loser, and why they even bother with my random ramblings since I'm so pathetic

maybe loser is the new Paris Hilton

off to Long Island for the week

meet you there?

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:08:31 GMT

Why would someone anonymously comment on that gay marriage entry I made a few weeks ago, saying that they hate gay people?! If you are going to make such strong statements, you should say who you are and why you're saying that, right? If you want to see what I'm talking aobut, check the comments in that one entry. I'm just baffled.

Come one, come all, from Klein

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:37:04 GMT

Tales From The Arabian Nights
by: Michael Bigelow Dixon

@ The Ipswich Performing Arts Center (IHS)

Friday August 19th 7:30pm
Saturday August 20th 2:30pm and 7:30pm

$5 Students and Seniors
$7 Adults General

Starring:

Elaina Baer
Sirkka Natti
Kristin Newell
Caitlin Phelan
Colin Poranksi
Dexter Viator
Daniel Vickery
Sarah Vickery

Directed by:

James Sotis
A.D. Matthew Klein
Techie Becky Cole

He neglected up techies, though :(
But that's not the point.
Come, please?
I'll love you forever.

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 21:06:46 GMT

Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 5 responses. Copy, then repost your responses along with the persons' before you:

-I think Skyla is the best but that is probally because she is my brother's
-Skyla is continuing to viciously attack my other cat
-Skyla is perfect in her wire crate, completely housebroken
-Skyla is a very beautiful and athletic filly.
-Skyla is now owned and loved by Vivian Myatt of Oxford, Nova Scotia

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ha.

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 03:32:07 GMT

Morganna was telling me how one of our friends should make a myspace group thing called (something to the effect of) "I want perverts to stalk me," and I just realized that the vast majority of girls in my grade--and on myspace--should join. It's really rater sad.