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Saturday, April 26th, 2008
9:57 pm - holy fuck it's been forever...
and i'm surprised that my lj is still up. that's all.
do you realise? / 11 realisations
Friday, July 21st, 2006
7:00 pm - R-thiefs!
Check these articles out - I'm really amused.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060719/D8IV8TS80.html

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060721/D8J0LBQG7.html
do you realise?
Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
9:53 pm - Miracle Worker Photos...
We put on the play last weekend and Meredith just sent out some pics she had from opening night...

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do you realise? / 2 realisations
Sunday, May 14th, 2006
5:24 pm
You know how the green across from my house floods when it rains? Well seagulls were swimming in it today.

Consequently, I got to see what a baby seagull looks like.
do you realise?
Sunday, May 7th, 2006
8:36 pm
Are ripe grapefruits supposed to smell like marijuana?
do you realise? / 1 realisation
Friday, May 5th, 2006
6:10 pm
We watched "Enemy at the Gates" in History on Thursday and Friday and Jude Law is such a babe. The best part was when we got to the awkward sex scene and Eric said "I'm just thinking about what would happen if the guy next to them woke up."

...because they were having sex surrounded by sleeping Russian soldiers...

Not exactly what I'd call a good time, but whatever floats your boat. The ending was so corny, though.

current mood: amused
do you realise? / 4 realisations
Friday, April 14th, 2006
2:45 pm - From the police log this week...
Thursday, April 6

12:14 a.m. A loud screaming noise was reported of Woods Lane.

9:24 a.m. A complaint was made about a Dumpster in the crosswalk on High Street.

9:20 p.m. A youth on a minibike was reported on School Street.

Friday, April 7

1:44 p.m. A person was reported to be putting leaves in the road on Miniral Street.

Saturday, April 8

1:55 p.m. Animal Control was notified of a sick beaver on Argilla Road.



I love Ipswich. No comments about eggs this week, though.


On other news, Tara's coming up either tonight or tomorrow morning, and I'm leaving for Chicago on Sunday.

April break is way better than February break.
do you realise? / 1 realisation
Saturday, April 8th, 2006
7:40 pm - Prom (ahhh!)
On Friday I mentioned to Ali and Ellen (and dog) that I didn't have anyone to go with to Prom and they started talking about date-bots, envisioning these robots you'd program to tell you that you'd look nice and everything.
Ali: "Someone would go up to it and ask its name and it would say 'Bot-157'."

Oh my goodness.

It is making me a little crazy, though. It seems like everyone paired off weeks ago. Anyway. I need to think of a random someone to go with in the near future as to partake in this venture. Any ideas?

In other news, Clover was adopted from the shelter today.

It's sad, since I won't see her again, but it's great that she's got a home.

Now it's just me and Patrick.




Well there's others, but they really haven't gotten used to the shelter yet. We'll see.

current mood: hungry
do you realise? / 4 realisations
Friday, April 7th, 2006
3:08 pm
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do you realise? / 10 realisations
Saturday, April 1st, 2006
6:25 pm - my dad is such a kook
me: do you want to go to the tienda de videos?
padre: bagels?
me: videos?
padre: god?
me: VIDEOS!
do you realise? / 3 realisations
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
9:17 pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skyla lambeth!

  1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching skyla lambeth.
  2. Americans discard enough skyla lambeth to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
  3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from skyla lambeth.
  4. Skyla lambeth was declared extinct in 1902!
  5. The porpoise is second to skyla lambeth as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  6. Only one person in two billion will live to be skyla lambeth.
  7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed skyla lambeth would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  8. You can tell if skyla lambeth has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  9. Skyla lambeth has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  10. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled skyla lambeth.
I am interested in - do tell me about
do you realise? / 3 realisations
3:40 pm
Five references to eggs were made in the Chronical's Police Log this week.

::giggle::
do you realise? / 3 realisations
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
8:27 pm
I've been having this dream a lot lately where I'm riding my bicycle down a hill, not a steep hill, and I'm always trying to brake, but, no matter what I do, the brakes fail and I just continue rolling.

current mood: pensive
do you realise? / 3 realisations
Saturday, October 15th, 2005
11:53 am

LJ Interests meme results



  1. brian molko:
    yummmmmmm
  2. family guy:
    stewie is a beast
  3. half jack:
    dresden...I guess my manly half is showing?
  4. mountain dew:
    It's what's running through Becca's veins
  5. piano:
    The most loveliest instrument EVAR
  6. science fiction:
    I'm a book whore..
  7. spanish:
    right now I'm thinking about that guy...who did that thing with Shakira. His voice was so SPANISH... right Billy?
  8. the dead milkmen:
    bitchin' camaro!!!
  9. time warp:
    let's do it again
  10. ziggy stardust:
    ziggy played guitar...


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.





My hair is going to be the color of spiced cider.
do you realise? / 23 realisations
Saturday, October 1st, 2005
12:59 pm
Today my dad was talking about an old job of his:

"I once worked at a newspaper...actually I was just on inserter -- I put newspapers together..pretty dopey, huh? Manual labor. Actually, most of the guys doin' it were named Manuel."
do you realise? / 2 realisations
Sunday, September 25th, 2005
5:44 pm
You are a

Social Liberal
(73% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
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Thursday, September 15th, 2005
9:26 pm
I just explained to my mom all the reasons involving why feta cheese is not an ionic compound. Trust me, don't think about it, it isn't.


And my block smells like weed. For the past three hours.


Maybe someone's burning a bonfire of weed...


This just in: Morganna got red glow-in-the-dark highlights. In addition to a reddish hair dye. Now the question is: will it glow red, or that yellowy-greenish color?


Oh, and my boss used the wrong form of your/you're. He blamed it on the computer...


(???)
do you realise?
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
7:01 pm
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Is that not the coolest shirt ever?
do you realise? / 8 realisations
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
11:19 am
I love the glow-in-the-dark algae.
do you realise?
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
2:16 am - pictures, because I refuse to fall asleep
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do you realise? / 7 realisations

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